The Throne Of Great Men

Nor me nor them ascends
The uncomfortable queue;
Everyman waits for him to end
Impatiently and desperately too.

Many hours he spent,
Many times flushed even.
A great man not yet content;
Irritating us desperate men.

Cast derision upon
Dejection of mortal plight;
Mocking men for the throne of thrones.
Great man has violated toilet rights.